Guns and the 95 year old perfect lady
A state trooper stopped the 95 year old lady on a routine traffic check. The state trooper ask the lady if she had any guns in the car.
She said sure I do young man. I have a 357 in the glove box. I have a 44 in the console and a 38 in my purse. The trooper ask the lady What are you afraid of. The 95 year old said NOT A DAMN THING!